What movies have not aged well?

-All the bad guys are black.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Have you ever had sex with your female cousin? How did it start?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Octopussy

-Bond slapping Tracy.

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-J W Pepper

Moonraker

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Do you like wearing short skirts?

From Russia With Love

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Why do Democrats look like snowflakes and Republicans look like Vikings?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Diamonds Are Forever

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Are vampires real?

Goldfinger

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

The Man with the Golden Gun

Can women learn to squirt?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Is TikTok a creation of the porn industry? To make porn more normalized and accepted? So the porn industry doesn’t lose customers?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Dr No

What are the extra benefits of a smart TV?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Live and Let Die

You Only Live Twice

How can I stop drinking?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Why are Democrats opposed to restrictions on contraception such as requiring people to be over 18 to buy contraception, banning mail order contraception, and requiring a prescription from a doctor?

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-”Ah so!”

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

A View to a Kill